(Courtesy of US Airways)

All Philadelphia bound planes are delayed.

In my infinite wisdom, I get a seat on the 6:30
flight (trading in my seat on the 7:30 flight).

We boarded at 8:00 (7:30 flight wasn’t close to
boarding yet – yeah me!)

We wait.

5 minutes, 10 minutes, 20 minutes…

Captain comes on and says there’s no tug to push
us from the gate.

We wait.

5 minutes, 10 minutes …

Finally, we start moving. We taxi for a few minutes and then we stop.

We wait.

5 minutes, 10 minutes, 20 minutes…

Captain comes on and says we have a load balancing
issue.

There’s too much weight in the back of the plane and
we need to go back to the gate for the baggage handlers to fix it.

Can we all just sit in the front?

We go back to the gate.

We wait.

5 minutes, 10 minutes, 20 minutes…

Captain explains that it’s a new plane. Most planes have their luggage loaded first
in the back and then in the front. This
plane requires the opposite. They didn’t
quite have the process down.

We don’t care.

But we still have to wait.

We’re ready to go. We taxi back out to the runway.

We wait.

5 minutes, 10 minutes…

We take off.

No one brings by even a glass of water!  In fact, I’m not even sure there are flight attendants on this plane.

We land in Philadelphia (total time in the air –
55 minutes).

We wait.

5 minutes, 10 minutes, 20 minutes…

They finally allow us to cross the active runway.

We taxi to our gate.

Wait for it… huh? No bell. Why can’t I get up?

We wait.

5 minutes, 10 minutes, 20 minutes…

Captain says there’s no one there to park us.

Can we use those inflatable slides? Someone have a ladder?

We don’t care.

But we still have to wait.

5 minutes, 10 minutes …

I’m off the plane. Yeah!! It’s over!

The parking garage is locked.